Shipping policy

The No Hurry Shipping Policy

Free Shipping (The Best Kind)

Orders over $75 ship absolutely free. Save those extra dollars for a new recliner or a cold drink after a long, slow walk. 🌲

Order Processing (No Rushing the Crew)

We typically pack up and process your orders within 2 to 5 business days after you purchase. During peak seasons, it might take us a tiny bit longer—patience is a virtue, and honestly, we’re all working on slowing down anyway. 🐌

Shipping & Delivery (The Scenic Route)

Once your order finally leaves our hands, delivery usually takes about 4 to 8 business days, depending on where you are. Think of it as your package taking the scenic route to get to you.

Track Your Order

You’ll receive a tracking number via email as soon as your package ships. Feel free to refresh it occasionally, but remember: a watched pot never boils, and a watched shipment doesn't move any faster. Let it surprise you. 📦

Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a fully secure, encrypted checkout system. Your personal info is locked down tighter than your favorite secret napping spot. 🔒

Note: Delivery times are our best estimates. They can be thrown off by carrier delays, wild weather, or other factors completely outside our control (sort of like life).